just-an-adam:

transamus:

increasingpanic:

transamus:

kissing you on the forehead

with tongue?

with tongue. 🥰

(via this-deadgirlwalking)

protestantcrona:

The gas statioj has a drinks store because it helps the car/owner bond if you eat fluids together

(via shortmage)

ommanyte:

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

(via zackisontumblr)

accidentalautomaton:

took a nap and Came Back Wrong

(via bbcsherlock)

localairport:

Sorry we’re cancelling your flight because the plane is not feeling well

(via salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds)

fairycosmos:

it’s ok for me to have bad taste and be corny. you however

(via this-deadgirlwalking)

scripps:

daily affirmations: you are isildur’s heir, not isildur himself. You are not bound to his fate.

(via thcrin)